"How To Make A Woman Happy" joke

It's not difficult to make a woman happy; a man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. Intelligent
5. A father
6. Funny
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A good mother
15. Creative
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
Without forgetting to:
26. Give her compliments regularly
27. Love shopping
28. Be honest
29. Be very rich
30. Not stress her out
31. Not look at other girls
And at the same time you must:
32. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
33. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
34. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
It is very important to:
35. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
How to make a man happy
1. Bring beer
2. Hand over the remote.! !!!!!!