"How can I get to heaven?" joke

I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?""No!" the children all answered.Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"Again, the answer was, "No!""Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

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