"How do you get holy water" joke

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.