"How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?" joke
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat? When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...
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Arnold Schwartzinagor has a long one
Michael J. Fox has a short one
Madonna doesn't have one and
Bill Clinton uses his a lot
What is "it"?
A last name!
Now what were you thinking?
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What did the photographer say, when about to photograph a group of tourists?
"WAVE!"
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