"How does the judge know the Defendant?" joke

Judge: "I know you, don't I?"
Defendant: "Uh, yes."
Judge: "All right, tell me, how do I know you?"
Defendant: "Judge, do I have to tell you?"
Judge: "Of course, you might be obstructing justice not to tell me."
Defendant: "Okay. I was your bookie."

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