"How many sound men does it take to change a light bulb?" joke

Q: How many sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: "Hey man, I just do sound."
A2: One: Upon finding no replacement, he takes the original apart, repairs it with a chewing gum wrapper and duct tape, changes the screw mount to bayonet mount, finds an appropriate patch cable, and re-installs the bulb fifty feet from where it should have been, to the satisfaction of the rest of the band.
A3: One, two, three, one, two, three.

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