"How much for the shoes?" joke

PATIENT: I'm in a hospital!? Whey am I in here?
DOCTOR: You've had an accident involving a train.
PATIENT: What happened?
DOCTOR: Well, I"ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?
PATIENT: Well the bad news first.
DOCTOR: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.
PATIENT: That's terrible! What's the good news?
DOCTOR: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your shoes.

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