"Huge Orange Head" joke
A guy with a huge orange head goes in to see a doctor. The doctor says, “How did you get such a huge orange head? ” The guy says, “Well, one day I was walking down the beach when I tripped over an old lantern. A genie came out and said, ’ I’ll grant you three wishes, whatever you desire… what is your first wish? ’ I said, ’ I’d like all the money I could ever spend. ’ The genie went Poof!, and there it was, all the money I could ever spend.
Then he said, ’ what is your second wish? ’ I said, ’ I’d like a beautiful woman to love me, someone I could enjoy this money with. ’ The genie went Poof!, and there she was, a gorgeous girl who immediately loved me. “Then the genie said, ’and what is your third wish? ’… and I think this is where I went wrong… I said, I’d like a huge orange head. ”
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