"Hunger" joke

Santa Is Trying To Commit Suicide On The Railway Tracks And He Takes Along Some Wine And Chicken With Him.
Somebody Stops Him And Asks " Why Have You Got These Things With You?"
He Replied "If The Stupid Train Comes Late, I Will Die Of Hunger!"

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