"Hunting Bear" joke

While out hunting one day, a man came upon a bear. He raised his gun and took a shot, but only grazed him. This angered the bear who took off after the hunter, chasing him for some distance through the woods.
Finally the man came to the edge of a cliff with nowhere to run. As the bear approached him, he began to pray, "Dear Lord, please give this bear a touch of religion."
The bear halted abruptly, looked up toward Heaven, and said, "Lord, thank you for this food which I am about to eat."

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