"Hunting With The Wife" joke
One Saturday morning, Dave, who's an avid hunter, wakes up anxious to go bag the first deer of the season. As he enters the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, he finds his wife sitting there, dressed in camouflage.
"Laura, what are you up to?" he asks.
"I'm going hunting with you!" she replies.
Although Dave has many reservations about this, he reluctantly agrees to take her along. When they arrive at the hunting site, Dave sets her safely up in the tree stand and says, ""If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot."
He then walks away with a smile on his face, knowing that Laura couldn't bag an elephant, let alone a deer. But, not ten minutes pass when he's startled as he hears a barrage of gunshots.
He quickly begins running back. As he gets closer to her stand, he hears her screaming, "Get away from my deer!"
Confused, he races faster towards his screaming wife. Again he hears her yell, "Get away from my deer!" followed by another volley of gunfire.
Finally within sight of where he had left her, Dave is surprised to see a cowboy with his hands high in the air. The cowboy, obviously distraught, says, "Okay, lady, okay! You can have your deer! Just let me get my saddle off it!"
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