"Husband & Wife Church" joke
There is a couple in church and the preacher starts asking questions, but, the guy starts to fall asleep so the lady pokes her husband with a needle whenever he falls asleep.
The preacher says: "who was the savior?" the man starts to fall asleep so the lady pokes him and he yells "JESUS CHRIST!?" so the preacher says "very good."
Later on as the man is sleeping again, the preacher asks "who brought us the 10 commandments" and when he gets poked he yells "HOLLY MOSES!?".
5 minutes later the preacher asks "what did eve say after adam and her had their 46 son?" and the man is sleeping again so when he gets stung he yells: "DAMN IT! IF YOU POKE ME WITH THAT THING ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!".
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