"I Beat Michael Jackson" joke

A guy walked up to me and asked why I had a license plate frame on my van that said "I beat Michael Jackson". I said that that self-declared sissy Michael Jackson had challenged me, a real man, to a game of jacks. I probably could even beat him at drugging little boys, if I wanted to, so I said yes. And I did- went all the way through 12s when she, I mean he, was still on 3.
That queer could not understand the concept of grabbing 4 because he was stuck on grabbing 3- A LITTLE PENIS AND 2 LITTLE BALLS!!!

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