"I Don’T Owe Anything For This Drink" joke
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have? ” The guy answers, “A scotch, please. ” The bartender hands him the drink, and says “That’ll be five dollars, ” to which the guy replies, “What are you talking about? I don’t owe you anything for this. ”
A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, “You know, he’s got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration. ”
The bartender was not impressed, but says to the guy, “Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don’t ever let me catch you in here again. ”
The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, “What the heck are you doing in here? I can’t believe you’ve got the audacity to come back! ”
The guy says, “What are you talking about? I’ve never been in this place in my life! ” The bartender replies, “I’m very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double. ”
To which the guy replies, “Thank you. Make it a scotch. ”
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