"I Farted" joke

There were 2 gays in a shower. They were doing it and then the door bell rang.
Steve: That's the door, I gotta go answer it.
Rob: Okay honey, jus don't keep me waitin!
Steve: Okay, I will be right back. Don't cum until I get back.
Rob: Okay sexy!
Steve goes to answer the door and noones there. So he walks back to shower, and to his disappoinentment there is cum all over one side of the bathroom.
Steve: I told you not to cum!
Rob: I didn't. I farted.

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