"I Resent That" joke
A drunk was sitting at the bar when he suddenly jumped up and yelled, "All lawyers are assholes!"
Hearing this, the guy sitting across from him quickly stood up and said, "Hey buddy, I resent that!"
"Why, you a lawyer?" the drunk asked.
"No," replied the guy, "I'm an asshole!"
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"