"I Wish We Were Closer" joke

I was attending an outdoor music concert with a young woman I'd recently begun dating. Standing at the back of the crowd, we wrapped our arms around each other, swaying to the music. After a particularly romantic song, my date turned to face me. With a loving smile, she said, "I wish we were closer..."

Totally thrilled, I looked into her eyes and whispered, "Do you mean our houses or our friendship?"

Puzzled, she replied, "...to the stage."

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