"I confess" joke

Father Murphy was too busy to listen to Pat's confession. He told Pat, "We have hundreds in church today, and I'm sure it's no big emergency. You haven't committed murder since your last confession, so I'll see you tomorrow."

On his way out Pat met his friend Roland and said, "You might as well go home. They're only taking murder cases today."

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