"I could not, would not, anytime" joke

DID YOU DO THIS AWFUL CRIME? DID YOU DO IT ANYTIME?
I did not do this awful crime. I could not, would not, anytime.
DID YOU TAKE THIS PERSON'S LIFE? DID YOU DO IT WITH A KNIFE?
I did not do it with a knife. I did not, could not, kill my wife. I did not do this awful crime I could not, would not, anytime.
DID YOU LEAVE A POOL OF BLOOD? DID YOU DROP THIS BLOODY GLOVE?
I did not leave a pool of blood. I can not even wear that glove. I did not do it with a knife. I did not, could not, kill my wife. I did not do this awful crime I could not, would not, anytime.
I did not kill Nicole and Ron I did not kill them, Ito-san

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