"I don't consider myself bald" joke

A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Q: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
A: Snowballs!

Your daddy is so bald that when he puts on a turtle-neck he looks like a broken condom!