"I dont like gettin beat" joke

there is a little girl who says to the divorce judge that she wants to divorce from her mom and dad.
the judge says why do you want to divorce from your mom? she says cause she gets drunk and always beats her.
the judge says why do you want to divorce from you dad and she says that her dad gets drunk, smokes, and beats her.
so the judge says who do you want to live with and she said the houston texans because they cant beat anybody.

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