"I followed the tracks" joke
Three guys went on a hunting weekend. The first day they all headed out their separate ways, but only the black haired guy had any luck.
Back at the cabin, his 2 buddies asked him how he got the deer. He said, "It was easy. I saw the tracks. I followed the tracks. I saw the deer. I shot the deer."
The next day, they all headed out again. This time the red-head came back with a deer.
Back at the cabin, the other 2 asked him how he got the deer, to which he replied, "Well, it was just like we were told. I saw the tracks. I followed the tracks. I saw the deer. I shot the deer."
The third day they headed out again. At the end of the day they all headed back to the cabin, but when the blond guy arrived he was all beaten and bloodied.
"What happened to YOU?" his buddies asked.
"Well," he said, "I tried to do what you said. I saw the tracks. I followed the tracks. Train hit me!"
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