"I get laid" joke
So yeah, I get laid. If the notion that someone with my physique has been allowed to have sex upsets you, let me balance the scales by saying many of the women I've had are not photogenic. My sex life reads like my employment history-I took what I could get at the time because it was there.
I base my taste in women as if I'm the rock band Rush--I don't bother appealing to an unreceptive audience, I stick with my hardcore fans, which is the over 40 demographic.
I also tend to seek out damaged women for my conquests "Hmmm...a few extra pounds? More than 1 cat? Looks like a sure thing!!"
And if I should snag a girl with a decent body, I make sure she either has a meth habit or I have to pay.
I had one damage case awhile ago. A few days after, she tells me she doesn't want to speak to me anymore because I supposedly creeped her out when I came over. How do I creep out a woman whose idea of breaking the ice with me was showing me pics of her ex stuffing a dildo in his ass?
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