"I regretted" joke

A man was standing first in line for tickets from those who had canceled their reservations to a sold-out play. The manager said he had two together, and pointed to the two women behind the man. “You wouldn’t want to come between Mother and daughter, would you? ” The man turned around, and replied, “No. I did that once, and regretted it right up until the divorce. ”

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