"I want Grapes" joke

A duck walks into a bar and sits at the bar stool. He says to the bartender I want grapes.
The bartender said we dont have grapes. So the duck left, next day duck walks in again same thing I want grapes.
More annoyed the bartender said We do not have grapes!
Once more the duck walks in I want grapes.
By this time the bartender has had it We dont have grapes, you ask it one more time Ill nail your feet to the floor!!
Suprisinley the duck walks into the bar once more, Do you have a hammer.
puzzled the bartender says no Do you have nails. well, no. Then I want grapes!

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