"I want that tv" joke
a blonde walks into a store and see a TV and thinks i need that TV.so she walks to a salesman and says...
blonde:can i have that TV
sales man: no because your a blonde
so the blonde goes out of the store frustrated and then decides to get a red wig.
she puts it on and walks into the store and says...
blonde: can i have that TV
sales man: i already said no because your a blonde
so the blonde goes out of the store again frustrated and then decides to get a brown wig.
she puts it on and walks into the store.and says...
blonde: can i have that TV
sales man: for the last time no your a blonde
the blonde is so frustated she realy wants that TV so she asks...
blonde: tell me how you always findout im that blonde who wants that TV?
sales man:Lady thats a Microwave
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