"I want that tv" joke

a blonde walks into a store and see a TV and thinks i need that TV.so she walks to a salesman and says...
blonde:can i have that TV
sales man: no because your a blonde
so the blonde goes out of the store frustrated and then decides to get a red wig.
she puts it on and walks into the store and says...
blonde: can i have that TV
sales man: i already said no because your a blonde
so the blonde goes out of the store again frustrated and then decides to get a brown wig.
she puts it on and walks into the store.and says...
blonde: can i have that TV
sales man: for the last time no your a blonde
the blonde is so frustated she realy wants that TV so she asks...
blonde: tell me how you always findout im that blonde who wants that TV?
sales man:Lady thats a Microwave

A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never more...

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At a gynecologists convention Dr. Goldfinger began to read his paper on "The Variation of the Clitoris".
"One of the most unusual cases I ever came across," he told his audience, "was a clitoris that had a close resemblance to a more...

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Dewayne, his wife, and Dewayne's mother-in-law went camping over the 4th of July weekend. Dewayne's wife announced that her mother had been gone from her stroll in the woods way too long.
So the two of them went looking for her.
After a while they spotted a gigantic, more...

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A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.
He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast.
He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to more...

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