"I was born by caesarian section" joke
I was born by caesarian section, but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window.
Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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