"I'd rather have lobsters on" joke

I'd rather have lobsters on my piano than crabs on my organ

After a day of ocean fishing, a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying a bucket which contains two lobsters. He's approached by the Game Warden who asks to see his fishing license.
"Oh, I didn't catch these lobsters," the man says, "they're my pets. I more...

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