"If Dogs Could Ask God Questions ..." joke

Dear God, how come people love to smell flowers, but seldom smell one another? Where are their priorities?

Dear God, when we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?

Dear God, excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a good ride! I know every breed can't have it's own model, but it would be real easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!

Dear God, if a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God, is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps?

Dear God, if we come back as humans, is that good or bad?

Dear God, more meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God, when we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?

Dear God, we dogs understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent, ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God, are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone? I have been howling at the Moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street!

Dear God, are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?