"If Fly Drops" joke

There was a fly above the water. Under the water was a trout. It was thinking "if that fly would drop, I could eat it."
On the riverbank was a bear. Behind the bear was a fisherman. He was thinking "If the fly dropped, the bear would get the trout, and I could get the bear instead of fishing with cheese."
Behind the fisherman was a mouse and behind that was a pussy cat.
Well fly dropped, trout got fly, bear got trout, fisherman got bear. Mouse got the cheese. Pussy jumped for mouse, missed and fell in water.
Moral of story- If fly drops, pussy gets wet.

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