"If I want your opinion," joke

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.

The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened.

Blowing out another's candle will not make yours shine brighter.

It takes less time to do the thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.