"If a woman has to choose" joke

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant`s life, she will choose to save the infant`s life without even considering if there is a man on base."
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A foolish husband says to his wife,
"Honey, you stick to the washin`, ironin`, cookin`, and scrubbin`. No wife of mine is gonna work."
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We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the `seniors` special` was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1. 99.
`Sounds good,` my wife said. `But I don`t want the eggs.`
`Then I`ll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you`re ordering a la carte,` the waitress warned her.
`You mean I`d have to pay for not taking the eggs?` my wife asked incredulously.
`YES!!` stated the waitress.
`I`ll take the special then.` my wife said.
`How do you want your eggs?` the waitress asked.
`Raw and in the shell,` my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home.
DON`T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! We`ve been around the block more than once!