"If blind people wear sunglasses" joke

After eight Palestinian children were killed on Wednesday in an Israeli artillery barrage in Gaza, Hamas militants threatened to attack Americans with the remaining children.

Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a streetcorner.
One says to the other, "Boy it sure is hot today. I'd really like to go into the bar and get a beer, but the sign on the front door says, 'No Pets Allowed,' and I can't leave Fido alone on the more...

On a burning hot summer day, John and Dave went out and walked their dogs. They got very thirsty, but since they were in town, they couldn't take their dogs into the restaurants with them. They didn't want to leave their dogs out in the heat, so John came up with an more...