"I'll Be Right Back" joke

A man and a small boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received a shave, shampoo and haircut, he lifted the boy into the chair.
"I'll be right back," the man said. "I'm just going to run to the store to buy a green tie to wear to the parade."
By the time the barber had finished the boy's haircut, the man still hadn't returned.
"Looks like your daddy has gone and forgotten all about you," the barber said.
"Oh, that wasn't my daddy," replied the boy. "He just walked up to me, took me by the hand and said we were going to get free haircuts."

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