"I'm Glad!"" joke

During a chance meeting of two old friends who had not seen each other in years, one of the men inquired about the other's wife.
"Oh, but of course, you couldn't know," said the second man sadly. "Doris has gone to heaven."
"I'm sorry to hear that," said the first man, who was a bachelor. Then, realizing that this might be misunderstood, he corrected himself, saying, "I mean, I'm glad!" Then, noticing the shocked look on his friend's face, he blurted, "That is, I'm awfully surprised!"

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