"I'm gaining weight doctor" joke

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...

Arnold Schwartzinagor has a long one

Michael J. Fox has a short one

Madonna doesn't have one and

Bill Clinton uses his a lot

What is "it"?



A last name!

Now what were you thinking?

What's the least popular detergent in Japan?
Tide.

What did the photographer say, when about to photograph a group of tourists?
"WAVE!"