"Impossible News" joke

After marrying a young beautiful girl, a ninety-year-old man told his doctor that they were expecting a child.

"Let me tell you a story," said the doctor. "There was an absent-minded fellow who went hunting one day, and instead of taking a gun, brought his umbrella. Before he realized his error, a bear charged him. He aimed his umbrella at the bear, shot and killed him on the spot."

"That's impossible!" the geezer exclaimed. "Somebody else must have shot that bear!"

"Exactly!" replied the doctor.

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