"In Great Shape" joke
A 60 year old man went to his doctor for a check-up. "You're in great shape," the doctor told him. "There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you may live forever; you have the body of a 35 year old. How old was your father when he died?"
"Did I say he was dead?" the patient asked.
The doctor was surprised and asked, "How old is he and is he very active?"
"Well, he's 81 years old, still goes skiing a few times a season and surfing three times a week during the summer," the patient replied.
The doctor couldn't believe it! So he asked, "Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?"
"Did I say he was dead?" asked the patient.
The doctor was astonished. He said, "You mean to tell me that you're 60 years old, and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active?"
"He goes skiing at least once a season and surfing once a week during the summer," explained the patient. "Not only that, he's 102 years old and he's getting married again next week."
"At 102 years of age, why one earth would he want to get married?" the doctor asked.
"Did I say he wanted to?" the man said.
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