"In a perfect world..." joke

*25 Things a Wife would say in a "perfect world!*
1) I'll swallow it all...I love the taste! 2) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! 4) Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies? 5) That was a great fart! Do another one! 6) I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. 7) You're so sexy when you're hungover. 8) I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. 9) Let's subscribe to Hustler. 10) Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? 11) Say, let's go to the mall so you can check out women's asses. 12) I'll be painting the house. 13) I love it when you play golf on Sundays, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday, too. 14) Honey, our new neighbors 16 year old daughter is sunbathing again, come see! 15) I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again? 16) No, No, I'll take the car for an oil change. 17) Your mother is way better than mine. 18) Do me a favor...forget the stupid Valentines day thing and buy yourself some new clubs. 19) I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year for christ's sake, you go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever. 20) Oh come on.. what do you say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints and have my friend Bridget over for a threesome! 21) Not the fucking mall again... come on let's go to the new strip joint! 22) Listen, I make enough money for the both of us-why don't you retire and get that nagging golf handicap down to a 7 or
8. 23) You need your sleep...stop getting up for the baby's night feedings. 24) If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I am going to explode! 25) I signed up for aerobics so that I can get my ankles behind my ears for you!!

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