"Indian in the bar..." joke
An Indian walks into a bar with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of manure in the other. He says to the bartender, "Me want beer."
The bartender says, "Sure chief, coming right up.". He gets the Indian a tall draft beer and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket, throws it into the air and blasts it with the shotgun, then he walks out.
Four days later the Indian returns. He has a shotgun in one hand and another bucket of manure in the other. He walks up to the bar and says to the bartender, "Me want beer."
The bartender says, "Whoa, Tonto, we're still cleaning up from the last time you were in here. What was that all about, anyway?"
The Indian says, "Me in training for job as government employee: drink beer, shoot shit, then no show up for four days.
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