"Infidelity" joke

While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "this is a special day. I'm celebrating."
"I'm celebrating, too," she said, clinking glasses with him.
"What are you celebrating?" he asked.
"For years I've been trying to have a child," she replied, "Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass. "As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."
"How did it happen?"
"I switched cocks."
"I'll drink to that," she said, smiling.

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