"Insomnia Cure" joke

"It's terrible," the man said to his friend. "I just lie in bed, staring at the ceiling, thinking about all the debts I have and all the things I have to get done at work. I swear, if I don't get some sleep soon, I'm gonna lose my mind!"

"You ought to do what I do," his friend said. "Take a few shots of whiskey or bourbon before you hit the sack."

"That makes you sleep?"

"Heck no," he said. "It makes you not mind being awake!"

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