"Insults one-liners 10…" joke

I would ask you how old you are but I know you can’t count that high. I would have liked to insult you, but with your intelligence you wouldn’t get offended. I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure. I’d hate to see you go, but I’d love to watch you leave! I’d like to give you a going-away present…but you have to do your part. I’d like to have the spitting concession his grave. I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in? I’d like to leave you with one thought…but I’m not sure you have a place to put it! I’d like to see things from your point of view but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass.

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