"Insults one-liners 12" joke

If I wanted to hear from an ass, I’d fart. If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn’t say hello, I’d say boo! If idiots could fly, this would be an airport. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. If manure were music, you’d be a brass band. If sex were fast food, you’d have an arch over your head. If truth is stranger than fiction, you must be truth! If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn’t be murder; it would be genocide! If what you don’t know can’t hurt you, she’s practically invulnerable. If you act like an ass, don’t get insulted if people ride you. If you don’t like my opinion of you - improve yourself!

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