"Insults one-liners 13" joke

If you ever tax your brain, don’t charge more than a penny. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back. If you had another brain like the one you’ve got, you’d still be a half-wit. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean. If you were a body of water, you’d be a kiddie pool. If you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid. If your brain were chocolate, it wouldn’t fill an M&M.

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