"International Island" joke

A ship sank in high seas and the following people got
stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle
of nowhere:
A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G. 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
H. 2 American men and 1 American woman
I. 2 Iranian men and 1 Iranian woman

One month later, on various parts of the island,
the following was observed:
A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for
the Italian woman.
B. The two French men and the French woman are
living happily together.
C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule
of when they alternate with the German woman.
D. The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the
Greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them.
E. The two Polish men took a long look at the
endless ocean and a long look at the Polish woman, and
they started swimming.
F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other
men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican
woman.
G. The two Irish men began by dividing up their
part of the island into Northern & Southern parts, and
by setting up a distillery. They do not remember the
Irish woman because it gets sort of foggy after the
first few liters of coconut whiskey; but at least the
English are not getting any.
H. The two American men are contemplating suicide.
The American woman is bitching about her body being
her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do
everything that they can do, about the necessity of
fulfillment, the equal division of the household
chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion
and treated her much better, and how her relationship
with her mother is improving.

I. The 2 Iranian men are still waiting for someone
to introduce them to the Iranian woman.