"Interrogation" joke

Two young boys were discussing their parents, when one realized he really knew very little about his mother. Arriving home that evening, he began to interrogate her.
"How old are you, Mom?" he asked.
"None of your business," replied his mother.
"Okay, then how much do you weigh?"
"That's none of your business either, young man," she said.
The boy thought for a minute, then delivered his final bombshell. "Well then, can you tell me why you and daddy got divorced?"
Shocked and appalled, mom sent him to bed without supper.
The next day, the kid reported his failure to his friend. "I know!" said his buddy. "Just look at her driver's license in her purse. It'll tell you everything you want to know."
Later that day, mom found her son next to her disemboweled purse, holding her driver's license. "Just what the heck do you think you are doing?" she snapped.
"Well, you wouldn't tell me what I wanted to know," explained the junior detective, "but my friend said it's all right here. See, you're 43 years old... you weigh 135 pounds... and daddy divorced you because you got an 'F' in Sex."

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