"Iraqi prime time television schedule" joke

MONDAYS:
08:00 - "Husseinfeld"
08:30 - "Mad About Everything"
09:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
09:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"
TUESDAYS:
08:00 - "Wheel of Fortune and Terror"
08:30 - "The Price is Right If Saddam Says It's Right"
09:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
09:30 - "Iraq's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"
WEDNESDAYS:
08:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
08:30 - "When Kurds Attack"
09:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Fatwah"
09:30 - "Just Shoot Me"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"
THURSDAYS:
08:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
08:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
09:00 - "Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, ShapelessDresses"
09:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"
FRIDAYS:
08:00 - "Judge Saddam"
08:30 - "Funniest Super 8 Home Movies"
09:00 - "Captured Iranian Soldiers Say the Darndest Things"
09:30 - "Achmed's Creek
10:00 - "No-witness News"