"Irish Sausages" joke
So this bloke goes in shop and asks for Irish Sausages.
The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?"
"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?"
"Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?"
"Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?"
"Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would ya, ay? Would Ya?"
The assistant says, "Well no".
"And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if I was American?"
"What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't,"
With self-indignation, the man says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages?"
The Assistant replies, "Because you're in Bunnings."
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