"Is the Honeymoon Over?" joke

A young couple got back from the honeymoon, and the bride immediately called her mother.

Mom asked, "How was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mother," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time!

But, mother, as soon as we returned, he began using really horrible language... Stuff I`d never heard before... Really terrible 4-letter words... You`ve got to come get me and take me home... PLEASE MOTHER!"

And the new bride began to sob over the telephone.

But honey," the mother countered, "WHAT 4-letter words?"

Still sobbing, the bride said, "Mother....words like: DUST...WASH...IRON...COOK.